(At the library) My sperm count is low, but that isn't so bad. It's the sperm motility that's the problem. They're going to work on that. (I'm not kidding. I really did overhear this conversation of a young man on his cell phone)
(At a restaurant) Waitress to fellow employee in bathroom: "Hey, you have to wash your hands before you go back to work!" Other waitress: "I'm not going back to work. I'm going to eat lunch."
(At the library): How many games do you guys get to play on your computer? Could I work at the library? I'd like my own computer.'
My favorite research question during last weekend's blizzard: "Are you open?"
And on another Library related note:
Acceptable reasons for having an overdue book at the library:
blizzard conditions the day before
You lost the book on the way home from the library
You actually brought the book back; it's on the shelf, but someone ... hmmmm.. ??
didn't get it checked in!
blizzard conditions the day before
You lost the book on the way home from the library
You actually brought the book back; it's on the shelf, but someone ... hmmmm.. ??
didn't get it checked in!
4 comments:
Whoops I goofed the first time.
I hope you wished this man well with his problems.
I am always amazed with how people seem to think noone can hear them talking on their cell phones.
It started me with a laugh for the day.
we certainly have become an "enlightened" society haven't we??????
You are making me laugh - and yes, it's much better to not wash hands and go eat lunch than go back to work!!! :)
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